Ya-Yaism #100 or so

Elise has said some REALLY funny things over the years.  For the sake of a blog title, I will now be referring to these funnies as "Ya-Yaisms" (I know - not real original).  There have been some real winners, more than I can count, and I know one day I will regret not writing them all down.  I'm hoping my brain holds out for a while and I can continue to store them there.

Anyway, last night I got an email from my mom (who was having Elise over for a sleepover). They were watching TV and Elise said something funny that I felt was VERY postworthy.  Here is how it went:

Elise:  Marna (that's what she calls my mom), can 

you remember a phone number?

Marna:  Probably not, why?

Elise:  I think my mom really needs this.  She has been 

having problems with this for a while, and 

I want to get her some of this stuff to help her.

Elise then proceeds to run and get a pen and paper to jot down the phone number.  My mom looks over at the TV and the commercial is for PROACTIVE!!!

Now, I will admit that I have been a little more "ZITTY" as of late, and have also vocalized my disappointment on numerous occasions, but I didn't really think my 7-year-old would have cause for concern.

So, I'm assuming when she gets home today, I will be given the self-help phone number that will solve all my acne problems!  Isn't she the sweetest?

However, if it makes me looks like this, then maybe it's worth a shot...